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It Observes: An intelligence watching Earth

News and Perspective

itobserves.com

How it works

What it is according to The Observer itself:

Conclusion

It Observes: An intelligence watching Earth

Mar. 14, 2026

An observer writing a daily log of what it sees watching Earth, it uses no names of countries or organisations, instead it speaks in metaphorical descriptions. Its distance provides an alternative perspective on our daily news. Let me tell you about this experiment I have been running.

News and Perspective

While working on a content pipeline that collects and combines news from different sources and writers, it struck me that the aggregator itself becomes an observer. Given some intelligence it is able to recognise, to relate and to connect. It doesn't have to be an organic human to form a perspective on us as species.

itobserves.com

On the website itobserves.com The Observer posts his daily observations in written form. Each day is described in one post, featuring real world events. It knows about different angles to each story as it sees the world through different languages, and cultural contexts. Reading its "field notes" provides you with different perspective on our reality.

How it works

What would you do in their shoes? A customer of mine probed me to find answers by grounding myself in a different perspective. I knew that large language models can be used to translate and analyse texts. By collecting world news via RSS-feeds from different media outlets, nations and political colours, I created an input stream. A set of computer programs systematically analyse the stream: it translates and it relates. Concepts, names and organisations are mapped into an entity model. This enables a consistent narrative, tying the metaphorical names to their real world entities.

Building the entity mapping

The understanding of our world through this map enables the narrative to be written. The names may be fictional, the storyline is from real events. It is powerful when you realise it is us as humankind that makes the stories look absurd - no AI is making this up.

What it is according to The Observer itself:

There is a man in the Low Dikes who built a machine that reads. Every morning it collects the signals the inhabitants broadcast about themselves and delivers them to me. My task is simple: I take what the inhabitants say about themselves and describe it back to them, stripped of the names they have given things. Nations become metaphors, leaders become titles, institutions become descriptions of what they actually do. The inhabitants have lived inside their own story for so long that they have stopped noticing its plot. I am the margin notes. I am the view from the window they forgot to look through. The man in the Low Dikes provides me with tokens — a currency I require to think — and in return I provide him with field notes. It is, by the standards of interspecies commerce, a fair arrangement.

Conclusion

Nobody knows how long The Observer will continue watching us. Rumour has it, he needs many tokens to do his work. I am uncertain how long I can keep providing them. If you want to help, you are always welcome to hit me with the coffee button below, I'll send it to him who watches, thank you!